In a Hotdogs Shoes

Hey there!

I haven't done a blog post in donkeys! I guess I've just been enjoying my summer a lot more than I thought I would! And now there's only like 2 or 3 weeks left of it until I have to go to 'the tech' as everyone calls it. I don't know why though because the real name for it is 'The South West College'. It should be a right laugh like but the only thing I'm worried about is the fact that there's no uniform.. we wear our own clothes everyday. I should be happy but I feel like I'm gonna be SO judged ha-ha! Or maybe I'm just anxious and paranoid. I mean like, I'm gonna run out of fresh clothes that nobody seen before.

Anyway, myself, Bea and Shannon (or Shaz as we call her) have been going out and getting drunk almost every weekend this summer, (and yes i understand how that sentence can come off as a bit cringey because we're just 16 but i'm going to do blogs on what goes on in my life, i'm not here to please anyone) We've been getting ourselves into all kinds of crap and I've got soooo many stories.
I think I'll be doing a lot more blog posts from now on to be honest and break down all of them :)

So Shaz' big brother Cian has a girlfriend called Kayley who's very nice and pretty and she asked Shaz to go to her Uncles surprise birthday in the pub down the road in our village. She said Shaz could bring me and Bea along too. So I bought a giant Hot-Dog suit online and I absolutely loved it! The best 24 quid i ever spent ha-ha! I remembered seeing instagram pics of top model Cara Delevingne wearing the exact same one. I have a huge girl crush on Cara and she's full-time uploading instagrams of herself pulling silly faces.

So I chucked on my hot-dog suit over a little floaty top and a dark green pair of shorts. It was roasting outside I was sweating so much underneath! So I walked Bea and Shaz to Bea's house where they were getting ready and Bea's house is a good mile away from Shannon's. So I was walking (actually it was very camp skipping) through the entire village as a giant hot dog while Shaz and Bea just looked casual. I also had Shaz' older bro Ryan's blue tinted sunglasses on just to add to the sexiness.

I got a hell of a lot of beeps and sarcastic whistles on our journey and i wasn't embarrassed at all i was laughing my head off so much! When we got to Bea's house I realised that they both didn't actually have an outfit planned and Shannon wore her leopard print onesie and Bea went as a hula girl. She ended up not even wearing shoes ha ha!

We then made our way down to the pub where the surprise birthday was happening. We went to the zebra crossing and pressed the stop traffic button in badness even though there was only one car coming our way. When it stopped at the lights for us we did everything we could to be as slow as possible we were laughing SO much! we started dancing and everything infront of it as the driver beeped and beeped his horn.
Finally we arrived at the pub and we walked in all 3 of us, A giant hot dog wearing sunglasses, a girl in a leopard print onesie and a hula girl facing about 10 middle aged men having drinks in their casual clothes and 2 boys who were 2 years older than us that i recognised from school who i had a big crush on. Everybody was giving us this 'What the fuck' face. my exact words were ''I'm gonna fucking die'' into shannons ear. She burst out laughing.

We then realised that the party was in the other part of the pub down by the conservatory. and there was about 30 people there dressed up. I thought everybody would be going mental crazy like when us girls go out drinking but everyone was acting like a normal family gathering and WE KNEW NOBODY!
We just sat down together bored and kaley and cian came over to us as well, Cian was dressed as Big Mama, he even had a massive fat suit, he really outdid himself it was hilarious. but there was just no craic at this gaff so the three of us got a taxi into town (Still in costume) and went on the lash.

The amount of times people asked me why why why. But once we got really drunk we honestly didnt care about anything and ran around the streets we met loads of new people as wel. I remember at one point I drunkinly tryed to climb a massive tree which was growing in the middle of the pavement. Imagine even seeing that though, a giant hot dog climbing a tree.

Every time we walked into some place with a DJ, he would dedicate all of the songs to me for being a hot dog and theres a pub called 'Lizzy buggies' who has a band playing every weekend and they're always shit to be honest but the singer kept mentioning me through his microphone and me and the girls were singing along and dancing on top of a bench with them. the whole night was just such a laugh.

Here are some pictures...